Count on the LYMPH NODE INSTITUTE to have its finger on the meteorological pulse, years in advance! Right now, we're in the middle of a global rollercoaster of temperature plunges, bizarre hot spells, cherry trees blooming in mid-February, paralyzing snowstorms, chains of squalls raking the continent, tornadoes in March in major metropolitan areas, and clueless denials that all this phenomena is anything unusual. Tonight the FUNHOUSE features the timely reappearance of Doc Ellis and Dr. Bugbladder's amazing Weather Show from--well, years ago!
With Bugsy providing background textures, Doc Ellis leads you through an extensive, roving analysis of the HAARP controversy/conspiracy theories, punctuated with FEMA alerts, their "Night on Bald Mountain" apocalyptic take on the Hurricane Katrina incident (it shore didn't take the LNI 17 hours to do the job, 'cause they's some smart boys!), and the whole thing is capped off with Doc Ellis's plaintive and evocative ballad, "My Tinfoil Hat."
Considering that both HAARP and tinfoil hats have been the subjects of discussion here in recent days, I can only stand even more in awe of these prescient masters of the form. Damn, I wish they were still kicking my ass out of the park every other week.
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