They say that opinions are like assholes, and everybody's got one-- well, tonight's got more bloated sphincters than the slideshow at a proctologists' convention! It's the "Preachy Assholes" show, featuring a numbing parade of opinionated asswipes who rave on and on about things that inflamed their rant gland. We'll explore:
Burned-out teevee actors who recorded mawkish pseudo-patriotic/family/ religious shit! The bizarre and numerous rabidly pro-American CANADIAN loons and their immensive body of works--all of them involving the Ur- rant, Canadian Gordon Sinclair's "The Americans"! Skillful parodies of classic opinionated-asshole rants! Hell, even *I* got inspired to do my own foam-flecked, crazy-eyed manifesto of what it means to be an American!
NOTE: I like to fix up the vinyl when I do a show, but these poor records have been through the mill--many of them were abused 45s, and the albums look like they were owned by bitter drunks. (I can tell by the wear.) I spent hours working on the Gabe Kaplan piece alone--then I realized, Screw it. This stuff is meant to be painful--heck, i should put MOAR SKIPS in it!
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