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BSTF 933 - Jump Into The SUCCESSPOOL!

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Weekly Program

Featured Speakers/Commentators:

Rev Susie the Floozie

Contributor:

Lord Cyclohexane Contact Contributor

Date Published:

Sept. 30, 2012, 10:15 a.m.

Summary: Yes -- YOU! Do YOU have what it takes to DARE TO BE SLACK?!!!

Well, here's your chance to get in on the ground floor of a dizzying tsunami ride to the pinnacle of ANTI-FAILURE! YES! Tonight, YOU can make the decision to TURN YOUR SHIT-SAD LIFE AROUND! Yes, YOU can become a TYRANNICAL POTENTATE OF BUSINESS!!! YOU can increase your CHARISMA to ILLEGAL LEVELS!!! YOU can discover how, by sending us mere handfuls of dollars a day, YOU can surf a crest of sweet, tasty self- delusion all the way to the freakin' BANK!!! It's all here in one downloadable show--this is the SECRET FORMULA that can turn a penniless, spineless shlub into a sleek, sly OPERATOR!! Featuring a wild panoply of cheesy hustlers, glad-handing hucksters, oily confidence men, scabrous get-rich-quick schemers, and ballsy ripoff artists, this episode also features bits from the obscure Crispin Glover/Howard Hesseman film RUBIN AND ED--plus a whole extended suite featuring the bizarre harelipped conman Glenn W. Turner, a sly hayseed with a cleft palate who brazenly mush-mouthed his way into wallets to the tune of millions of ill-gotten bucks with his "Dare to Be GREAT!" program back in the '70s.

So jump on in, seekers -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is here to SELL YOU on YOURSELF!!!

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Length (hh:mm:ss): 00:59:15

Language: 1

Date Recorded: Sept. 30, 2012

Location Recorded:

Atlanta, GA

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